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Old 24-09-2007, 04:01 PM   #1
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The lesson of the day


Mrs. Abdalla comes to visit her son Samir for 3 days in London where

he is studying. She finds out that her son lives with Vikki, a girl

roommate.

Mrs. Abdalla couldn't help but notice how pretty Samir's roommate

was. She suspects of a relationship between the two, and this had

only made her more curious.

Reading his mom's thoughts, Samir volunteered, "I know what you must

be thinking, but I assure you, Vikki and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Vikki came to Samir saying, "Ever since your

mother left, I've been unable to find the silver sugar-bowl. You

don't suppose she took it, do you?" "Well, I doubt it, but I'll

email her, just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote:

Dear Mother, I'm not saying that you "did" take the sugar-bowl from

my house, I'm not saying that you "did not" take it. But the fact

remains that it has been missing ever since you left back to Cairo.

Love,

Samir

Several days later, Samir received an email from his Mother which

read:

Dear Son, I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Vikki, and I'm not

saying that you "do not" sleep with her. But the fact remains that

if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the

sugar-bowl by now.
Love,

Mom.

Lesson of the day... Don't Lie to Your Mother...especially if she is

Egyption!
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Old 24-09-2007, 04:30 PM   #2
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thanks for this Advise ZenDen
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Old 27-09-2007, 04:18 PM   #3
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