Wet Pants

the_crazy_zende · 24-09-2007, 03:38 PM

WET PANTS

Come with me to a third grade classroom..... There is a nine-year-old kid sitting at his desk and all of a sudden, there is a puddle between his feet and the front of his pants are wet. He thinks his heart is going to stop because he cannot possibly imagine how this has happened.
It's never happened before, and he knows that when the boys find out he will never hear the end of it. When the girls find out, they'll never speak to him again as long as he lives.

The boy believes his heart is going to stop; he puts his head down and prays this prayer, "Dear God, this is an emergency! I need help now!
Five minutes from now I'm dead meat."

He looks up from his prayer and here comes the teacher with a look in her eyes that says he has been discovered.

As the teacher is walking toward him, a classmate named Susie is carrying a goldfish bowl that is filled with water. Susie trips in front of the teacher and inexplicably dumps the bowl of water in the boy's lap.

The boy pretends to be angry, but all the while is saying to himself, "Thank you, Lord! Thank you, Lord!"

Now all of a sudden, instead of being the object of ridicule, the boy is the object of sympathy. The teacher rushes him downstairs and gives him gym shorts to put on while his pants dry out. All the other children are on their hands and knees cleaning up around his desk. The sympathy is wonderful. But as life would have it, the ridicule that should have been his has been transferred to someone else - Susie.

She tries to help, but they tell her to get out. You've done enough, you klutz!"

Finally, at the end of the day, as they are waiting for the bus, the boy walks over to Susie and whispers, "You did that on purpose, didn't you?"
Susie whispers back, "I wet my pants once too."

May God help us see the opportunities that are always around us to do good..

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx some missed text xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Each and everyone one of us is going through tough times right now, but God is getting ready to bless you in a way that only He can. Keep the faith.

the_crazy_zende · 24-09-2007, 03:45 PM

xxxxxxxxxxxx here is the missed part xxxxxxxxxxx
Remember.....Just going to church doesn't make you a man or woman of faith any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.

lol , ive an american friend from louisiana , she`s the one who sent me this nice story with this note at the end ,, lol , i guess she wants to get me christian

hamo81 · 24-09-2007, 04:10 PM

nice Sory ZenDen
Keep the faith
Thanks

the_crazy_zende · 24-09-2007, 04:12 PM

merciiiiiiiiiiiiiiii dear hamo

24-09-2007, 03:38 PM	#1
the_crazy_zende Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 25 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Wet Pants WET PANTS Come with me to a third grade classroom..... There is a nine-year-old kid sitting at his desk and all of a sudden, there is a puddle between his feet and the front of his pants are wet. He thinks his heart is going to stop because he cannot possibly imagine how this has happened. It's never happened before, and he knows that when the boys find out he will never hear the end of it. When the girls find out, they'll never speak to him again as long as he lives. The boy believes his heart is going to stop; he puts his head down and prays this prayer, "Dear God, this is an emergency! I need help now! Five minutes from now I'm dead meat." He looks up from his prayer and here comes the teacher with a look in her eyes that says he has been discovered. As the teacher is walking toward him, a classmate named Susie is carrying a goldfish bowl that is filled with water. Susie trips in front of the teacher and inexplicably dumps the bowl of water in the boy's lap. The boy pretends to be angry, but all the while is saying to himself, "Thank you, Lord! Thank you, Lord!" Now all of a sudden, instead of being the object of ridicule, the boy is the object of sympathy. The teacher rushes him downstairs and gives him gym shorts to put on while his pants dry out. All the other children are on their hands and knees cleaning up around his desk. The sympathy is wonderful. But as life would have it, the ridicule that should have been his has been transferred to someone else - Susie. She tries to help, but they tell her to get out. You've done enough, you klutz!" Finally, at the end of the day, as they are waiting for the bus, the boy walks over to Susie and whispers, "You did that on purpose, didn't you?" Susie whispers back, "I wet my pants once too." May God help us see the opportunities that are always around us to do good.. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx some missed text xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Each and everyone one of us is going through tough times right now, but God is getting ready to bless you in a way that only He can. Keep the faith. __________________ ZenDen

24-09-2007, 03:45 PM	#2
the_crazy_zende Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 25 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	xxxxxxxxxxxx here is the missed part xxxxxxxxxxx Remember.....Just going to church doesn't make you a man or woman of faith any more than standing in your garage makes you a car. lol , ive an american friend from louisiana , she`s the one who sent me this nice story with this note at the end ,, lol , i guess she wants to get me christian __________________ ZenDen

24-09-2007, 04:10 PM	#3
hamo81 Administrator Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 952 Thanks: 0 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts	nice Sory ZenDen Keep the faith Thanks __________________ Think More before Write one Word

24-09-2007, 04:12 PM	#4
the_crazy_zende Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 25 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	merciiiiiiiiiiiiiiii dear hamo __________________ ZenDen

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